Shaq holding Gary Coleman, Great Moment in Opposite History, video. The combination of these 2 forces are dangerous. The only … The only way they could be any different, is if Shaq was replaced by Yao Ming. That’s it. On a side note, if Shaq ever got a good hold of Mo Williams the picture would not look that much different.
“What you talking about Shaqtus?”
Shaq “Win a Ring for the King” Cavs Press Conference, Video. As a huge Cavs fan, I am very excited about Shaq teaming up with LeBron. In Shaqs wisdom, he is saying all the right words, and I think he actually believes them. He knows he is not in his prime, but he is still one of the best centers in the league. Combine that with his experience and the respect he still has in the league, and you have a winning combination. Yes, Shaq still gets a lot of respect when he is on the floor. He is not taken lightly at all. ( pun intended. )
In this press conference, he lets out quite a few one liners, but the best lines came from his PTI interview directly afterwards. I will look for that video as well. Wilbon brings up some possible new nicknames, and Shaq really liked “The Witness Protection”, of course referring to LeBron Nike Witness campaign.
Is it time to care about Soccer, now that USA is good? Colbert Report, Video. It is still weird to see Colbert with this hair, but anyways, I guess he is right. I hate that I will most likely have to cover the World Cup next year. On the bright side, it will be more interesting than just baseball all summer long.
Now, don’t misunderstand me. I love baseball, but this is a sports “Video” blog and baseball sucks at letting bloggers have access to their wonderful sport. ( I have said this many times, but I am constantly maddened by it, so I bring it up every now and again. )
Hat tip You Been Blinded.
Donte Stallworth’s Disturbing 911 call after hitting a pedestrian, ESPN Video. You might not find it disturbing, but I did. Right at the 1:02 mark, you can tell that he sees that he did not just hit a guy. He realizes that he killed a man. This is the exact moment, on March 14th, that he realized that his whole life had changed. Mario Reyes, the man that “jumped” in front of Donte’s car, was 59 years old.
On a side note, he does not sound inebriated, but was charged with a DUI, and had marijuana in his system. I am not saying there was a conspiracy. i am just saying that he sounds pretty lucid.
DJ Mayonnaise Hands Punks Steve Nash, Bosh, Mutu, & Thierry Henry. After Steve Nash’s Charity soccer match in NYC, “Showdown in Chinatown”, he had a red carpet gala and “DJ Mayonnaise Hands” measured him. I have no idea what this is about, but I cheer him. I want more sports star awkward measurements. ( BTW, I do not know if this is technically a “punk” but I have no idea what else to call it)
“73 pretty big”
Chris Bosh does not skip a beat, and comes in @ 81 inches.
Adrian Mutu also gets leveled, and he is unsurprisingly … level.
Here is a failed attempt at trying to measure soccer star Thierry Henry.
Joanna Krupa ESPN interview about T.O. & “The Superstars”, Video. Krupa gave T.O. the Business. I love that this is supposed to be her “Real Youtube Channel” and she calls herself “Sexiest Supermodel Joanna Krupa“.
From the video you learn that there will be a TO and Krupa part 2, and she gets into it with Warren Sapp about Michael Vick.
Baron Davis, How To Play Basketball With a Neck Beard, Video. In Stores NOW!
