The Ray Allen Eye Conspiracy. True or False? You Decide!
June 18th, 2008 | by ethanator1088 |I am sure you have all heard about the “Ray Allen Eye Conspiracy“. The Celtics won the 2008 NBA Championship, but something interesting happened during the game. One Third of the Celtics Big Three was poked in the eye going in for a lay up. It was supposed to be a hard foul, but Ray Allen still makes the layup. Hmmm?
Then he goes back to the locker room where no one can see what is going on. Hmmm?
Then Michelle Tafoya stands next to a locker room to report on the goings on of a locker room that she is not in. Hmmm?
Then ABC, the so called TV Network, has a commercial break. Hmmm?
This picture is of Ray Allen. Look at the uniform. It is a Sonics uniform. This picture must have been taken months ago, if not years ago. Hmmm?
Ray Allen missed a great deal of the first half, but came back with a seemingly redder eye than before he was poked in it. Hmmm?
I am not trying to start rumors. I know, for a fact, that no Celtics officials were “reported” going to the local bakery to get red food coloring. I know, for a fact, that absolutely no one “reported” that Ray Allen was reenacting the scene to a Mongolian reporter and pointed to the wrong eye. I know, for a fact, that you will not find one credible news source ”reporting” that this “Ray Allen Eye Conspiracy” has any merritt. On the other hand, you can not find one that has “reported” it is not true. Hmmm?
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2 Responses to “The Ray Allen Eye Conspiracy. True or False? You Decide!”
By abcde on Jun 24, 2008 | Reply
What is the picture proving?
That is just a random picture.
This is absurd.
By ethanator1088 on Jun 24, 2008 | Reply
Well, abcde, if that is your real name, it is a joke bud.