Why is Barry Bonds Good at Hiding, Monty Python, Video

Why is Barry Bonds so good at Hiding? Barry Bonds is so good at hiding because he likes Monty Python. What? I know it is a weird solution to the problem, but please let me explain.

Barry Bonds has a lot to hide from. He has lied, cheated, done drugs, ruined the most hallowed record in all of sports, and the feds know all about it. He wants to hide and he is doing a good job at it. He was no where to be seen at the All-Star game. He did not even show his face at the Home-Run Derby. The Giants have erased almost every single memory of his career at their ballpark.  

But how did he get so good at hiding? I did a little bit of detective work. I read the Mitchell Report from front to back. (footnote 1) I saw on page 347 subset G that Barry Bonds is a huge Monty Python fan. (footnote 2) He is, in fact, a huge Monty Python Flying Circus fan (footnote 3). Taking all of this “evidence”, I derived that he must have seen this following clip to hone his hiding skills.

• footnote 1- I have never read the Mitchell Report 
• footnote 2- I have no idea what is actually on page 347 subset G of the Mitchell Report
• footnote 3. This is completely made up and I have no idea if he likes Monty Python or not. If this post offends you, please write me an email, but first you must obtain a shrubbery!

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