NESW Sports Headlines 12-30-08

Hello, I’m Ethan Jaynes, and you’re not. Here are today’s Headlines.

• Danica Patrick should tell the cops she was practicing < Mouthpiece Sports & Sports by Brooks
• Sports Writers are Bloggers Human To < Real Clear Sports
• Steeler Beer Cooler Scooters < PSAMP < Must See!
• NFL Home Field Advantage, Shome Field Advantage < The Big Lead
• A few tips on Sports Blogging < NSFW language< Moondog Sports
• Anduw Jones won’t be a Met after all < Fanhouse & Josh Q Public
• Make fun of the Cowboys song < Fan IQ
• B Ditty goes into Crisis Mode < Slam Online
• Got a Lazy New Yeas Resolution? < Steady Burn
• A Sports Blogger that started a new Sports Agent company just landed a 2009 NFL Draftee < Sports Agent Blog

Today’s moment of bliss comes from Ball Don’t Lie. Yao Ming wants to regift his garbage-like fruitcake.