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Warren Sapp and Michael Phelps Race, Video

01.08.2009 · Posted in NFL, Sports Videos

Warren Sapp and Michael Phelps Race, Video. Warren Sapp is too big to swim gracefully or competitively.  He looks like he belongs in the seal and otter show at Sea World with his smooth skills.  What is it with Michael Phelps and football players?  I can recall Chad Ocho Cinco challenging him to a race on Rome is Burning in August.  I also remember Braylon Edwards training heavily with Phelps for a couple of months in the spring.  Career suicide?  Edwards only dropped eighteen passes, should have put his floaties on.  Ocho Cinco had about 85 receiving yards on the year.  What is Warren Sapp’s new destined doom?

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One Response to “Warren Sapp and Michael Phelps Race, Video”

  1. [...] OK, first of all, pot always sounds much better than marijuana. Chances are half the people writing the headlines or working on those stories have smoked pot, or even do so occasionally, so who are they kidding? Secondly, who the eff refers to something as a marijuana pipe? A crack pipe, sure. But a marijuana pipe? Oh, you mean a bong? Ahh, I see. Why be so p.c. like your Jim’s dad from American Pie making things all awkward? Just be straight with the public. As for Phelps, I doubted that it was even him in the photo. Why didn’t he just deny it all? It’s not like they got a straight on shot of his face, you know? By the way, this explains why he’s so tight Warren Sapp! [...]

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