Hello, I’m Ethan Jaynes, and you’re not. Here are today’s Headlines.
- Blog of Dreams < Josh Q Public
- Matt Jones jailed < In Game Now
- Dwyane Wade MVP < It’s Just Sports
- Barack the Rock Obama < Total Pro Sports
- NBA power rankings < Ball Don’t Lie
- Nun your business < Sports Rubbish
- T.O. is among the NFL’s WR elite < Moondog Sports
- Marcus Williams sure is glad it’s raining < Steady Burn
- MLB : Where does KC Stand < S Thigh
- The Penguins. Hot or Cold < Paneech
- Jon Stewart rips the Bulls < Pippen Aint Easy
- Did UFC fans get duped? < Chicago MMA
Today’s moment of bliss comes from Extra Mustard. NCAA March madness is going to become June Madness.