Hello, I’m Ethan Jaynes, and you’re not. Here are today’s Headlines. If you have any suggestions/tips/requests email me @ firstname.lastname@example.org . Thanks.
- Beer drinking horse 20-1 odds @ Kentucky Derby < Busted Coverage
- Chris Berman: This is not a good look < Deadspin
- Don’t let the door hit ya < Awful Announcing
- Gonzo loves him some Manning < Rumors and Rants
- KG has the ring, but no class < Pippen Aint Easy
- Surfers in Ireland < Steady Burn
- March Madness like a man < S Thigh
- Never Say Die Sox < Josh Q Public
- Fake Steelers Celebrations! < PSaMP
- Kentucky Derby predictions < Paneech
- AL East” Looking back on greatness < Major League Jerk
- Ballhype interviewed Mookie from A Stern Warning
- Check out more links and vids @ Extra Mustard
Today’s moment of bliss comes from PWNED video. This mugger gets choked by the mugged.