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Henry Burris, Global Gym Cobras Touchdown Dance, Video

09.28.2009 · Posted in NFL, Sports Videos

Henry Burris, Global Gym Cobras Touchdown Dance, Video. Who is Henry Burris? You need to brush up on your CFL. He is the Calgary Stampeders’ QB. What is the Global Gym Cobras Touchdown Dance? You need to brush up on your Ben Stiller movies. Dodgeball was the movie, and The Cobra was the dance.

Why can’t the stiffs in the NFL do anything original like this? All we get is a bunch of grown men unsnapping their chinstrap with enthusiasm… Seriously… That is the move that has taken over the nation. As soon as someone scores they unsnap their chinstrap as if to say ” I’m too sexy for this chinstrap”.

Now he just needs to get the whole team to do it.
Nobody makes Henry Burris bleed his own blood.

5 Responses to “Henry Burris, Global Gym Cobras Touchdown Dance, Video”

  1. […] Fan of Kansas City Chief…and Prosthetics? [Style Points] Global Gym CFL touchdown dance [NESW […]

  2. […] Clinton Portis thinks the Redskins have something special, yeah like an aborted fetus to play with. NESW Sports: Henry Burris dances like the Global Gym Cobras in a TD celebration. Style Points: Omar Vizquel […]

  3. […] Touchdown dances inspired by the movie Dodgeball?  Sign me up. [NESW Sports] […]

  4. […] If you want to see obscure yet awesome touchdown dances, you’ll have to watch the obscure but not so awesome CFL.  Or you can just watch highlights like this where a guy does the Global Gym Cobras Dance from Dodgeball, and not sit through hours of CFL.  <neswsports> […]

  5. […] Some CFL guy does the dance from the movie Dodgeball and…wait…is that Henry Burris?  Former Bear Henry Burris?  Someone tell me because I’m not sure. [NESW Sports] […]

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