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Brockman Scores Bunch of Easy Baskets Tuesday Night, Pet Ferrets Die Everywhere

03.02.2011 · Posted in NBA

Anybody out there reading this who aspires to play in the NBA one day, please realize that what Chris Wilcox of the Detroit Pistons is doing in the below photo is NOT considered good defensive technique anywhere, even in rec ball or the Korean leagues!

Behold:

Jon Brockman is not much of a scorer at all. He’s a situational player who you ask to go out there and get boards and set solid screens. GET BOARDS! SET SCREENS!

Well Jon Brockman, and God love him, scored 8 points (4 field goals) Tuesday night against the phenomenal Detroit Piston’s defense. 8 points being Jon’s second highest point total of the season.

(Vid via Get Banged On)

The night was so bad for the Pistons that even newly signed big man Earl Barron grabbed 5 offensive boards (9 boards total) against them.  To be fair, Detroit was without 36 year old Ben Wallace for the game.  Grandpa Ben would have certainly helped (I’m only sorta kinda kidding).

Actually, even the offense was pretty horrid for the Stones on Tuesday as Richard Hamilton played in his first game since Feb.5, totalling 4 makes in 17 shot attempts  in 26:02 minutes. 

I GUESS THAT EXTRA PRACTICE TIME IS REALLY PAYING OFF, RIP. 

OH WAIT.  NEVERMIND , HUN!

Sorry Pistons Fans…You’re still Stuck with Rip for what looks like the rest of the blasphemous season.

Get it?

Stuck-with-Rip.

GET IT?

(Images via: Jeffrey Phelps AP)

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